callmecrazyjerseygirl:

To lay in the middle of a field wrapped up in your arms gazing to the sky and planning all our tomorrows!!!!! Ahhh, to be young and in love!!

and covered in ticks…

I watch Sleepy Hollow every night when I go to bed. Its my nightly bedtime story.

When my GF is here I constantly need to fart really bad, but hold it in.  As soon as she leaves? Dont have to fart anymore!!  What the FUUUCK?

There exists a picture of me smiling, and I’m told its really cute. I’m contemplating putting it on here.

THANKS!!

FUCKING AWESOME!  I would lose my shit if I saw them play this live.

My eyes got all watery when Harry saw Snapes memory thing in the last Harry Potter. 

Shitty picture, but I will take better ones ASAP. 

ALL FUCKING DAY!!! Got a lot of cleaning done, and made a few hydroponic setups for my peoples. 

indeed, i shall!

3-raven-tattoos:

themasterscompanion:

droppeacenotbombs:

yanagoya:

shinkisrule:

des-etoiles:

baby hippo baby hippo baby hippo!

WE INTERRUPT THIS NERD BLOG FOR A BABY HIPPO.

YOU MAY NOW GO BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED FANGIRLING.

OH MAI GAWD

oh my God, it’s a baby hippo! Look at the baby hippo guysssss

It’s nomming her nose!!!

babyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippobabyhippo

Oh shit that’s so cute!

I am quite satisfied with the size of my junk.  Granted I was always above average but after doing a few exercises over the past few years I have reached my goal.  Most guys cant really say that they are happy with their size down there.  I am glad that I can now say I am.

I was leaving the Walmart plaza in Augusta today and one of those panhandler guys was at the intersection.  the light was green but I slowed down and handed him a $100 bill and sped off on my scooter.  I’m sure it blew his mind LOL.  I always wanted to do that.

So my checking account waits till the weekend is over to process all my transactions. Normally I dread the result but I enjoyed looking it over this morning. It was almost like reliving the whole weekend. Apparently I spent like $600 just at zumies. Definitely a killer weekend. Now I just hafta do my laundry. Try on all my new clothes, and wait for my college books to arrive.